THE MIDDLE S07E10 - Part 2 더 미들 딕테이션 영어공부

Frankie : Oh, no no no. Don't sit. Rise for the pastor. He's coming in. He's coming in.

Axl : Nobody can see us.

Frankie : God can see us. If we are gonna get credit for this, it has to be legit. We have to treat it with the same solemnity as we do regular church. Don't have to worry about the remote, Mike. This is the one we are watching.

Mike : I just wanna hold it.

Brick : Why are we whispering? WHISPERING.

Frankie : We are in Church.

Sue : Okay, at the next commercial break, can we please do the photo?

Axl : I'm not doing the photo.

Sue : Brick, you are in, right? I can count on your support for my photo.

Brick : I'm thinking about it.

Sue : I'll drive you to the library, three times.

Brick : 70.

Sue : 70? How did you get from 3 to 70? 

Brick : 70.

Sue : Fine, 4.

Brick : 71.

Sue : Come on.

Brick : 72, 73.

Sue : Okay, fine. fine, fine fine. 68. and that is my final offer.

Brick : Sold.

Sue : Alright, I've got Brick on board. Mom, you are in, right?

Frankie : Sure.

Sue : Dad?

Mike : I'll do it but if only I get to stay here.

Sue : What? Wait, so we are just gonna sit on a couch and wear Santa hats. Yeah, that make sense.

Frankie : Just get it over with and she will stop talking about a hat.

Axl : If I smother her with a pillow, she will also stop talking about it.

Sue : Come on, Axl. The family is doing it. If you are not in the picture, everybody's gonna think you are dead.

Axl : Good!

Sue : Ah, commercial. Come on, Hecks. Let's do this. I will do your laundry.

Axl : No tagging. Facebook, not Instagrm. I get final photo approval and as for the laundry. I prefer fabric softener on anything touches my business.

Sue : Okay. Now, dad, you go next to mom and then Axl. No wait and then Brick.

Frankie : Commercial is not that long, Sue.

Sue : Okay, then we'll go oldest to youngest but I'm in the middle. Okay, alright We're almost there.

Brick : You know Axl, I still want my money for the gift.

Axl : I want my money for the gift.

Brick : Maybe I'll just forget this unholy alliance and get her my own gift.

Axl : Hey, if you can come up with a better idea than perfume cat. Then be my guest.

Sue : And dad, you get a super super special one. Are you excited?

Mike : Nah, I don't wanna wear a hat.

Sue : Okay. What would you say if I told you yours said "A Daddy-O."

Mike : I would say I'm definitely not wearing a hat.

Sue : Oh, I forgot Doris.

Frankie : No, no Doris. If she sits on anything with give, she pees. I'm not far behind.

Mike : While we're young.

Sue : Looking good, people. I know I'm gonna caption this 'Happy Heckidays'!! Okay, smile!

So we might have looked happy but it didn't stay that way.

Frankie : Sue! Brick! Get back here and finish the church.

Sue : I'm almost done. I'm still listening! "Glory to the God in highest." Just finishing uploading the picture. "And peace to his people on earth.

Axl : Okay, if they don't have to be here for this, I'm going to the bathroom. I just chugged some of your communion juice and I gotta pee.

Frankie : Where is everybody going? Sue! Get back! You're gonna miss the "peace be with yous."! Mike!

Mike : God would not have created the remote if He didn't not want me to use it.

Axl : Is that our cat perfume? Why is it in such a big box?

Brick : Well, I could only find one piece of wrapping paper and I'm not allowed to cut so I had to find a big box.

Axl : Oh, I know what you are doing. You were waiting for me to go to the bathroom. Then you're gonna give it to her like it's just from you.

Brick : Gee. I hadn't thought of that but thanks for the idea, idea man. Enjoy the bathroom!

Axl : Give me the present.

Brick : Until I get my $4.26, it's mine.

Axl : We have a present for you from both of us.

Brick : Even if only one of us paid for it.

Axl : Or if it was one of our ideas.

Frankie : Wow! What is this? This is so big. Okay, I guess you guys are old enough for me to tell you this now. Every year you'd get me that cat perfume, I would; Oooh and ahh over it and it was sweet of you. But the truth is, it smelled awful. I have 12 of them stashed behind the frosting in the garage.

Axl : You really never liked it? 'Cause every time you went out somewhere, you always said you would put on your purrisian nights.

Brick : And you used to pat the velvet and say how you always wanted a cat.

Frankie : You guys. Oh, I was kidding. Bad joke. I just said I didn't like it because I was worried that you got me something different and I didn't want you to feel bad that you didn't get me the cat perfume that I love but Phew! You did, and I love it. I love it so much.

Brick : Did you know she hated it.

Mike : "Hates" is not a strong enough word.

Sue : Oh, no. Brick! Can I see you in a minute?

Axl : You know? You should have just told me you didn't like it. You think I care about whether or not I make you happy? I mean...it's got a pearl necklace, Did you see that? Wearing the pearls.

Brick : Axl? Can you come in here a minute?

Frankie : I saw the big box. I thought It was the fuggs I wanted.

Mike : Fuggs?

Frankie : Yeah, they are knock-off uggs. They make them out of old tires. Did you not even read my list?

Mike : Can I just change it to the football game? I got a loose handle on the whole Jesus story. I think we are good.

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